I'm 6'1" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. IF you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.
I AM BOSS!
May262012
May192012
What doesn’t kill you, makes you want to die.
Reblogged from i will be, somebody..
May162012
May122012
i’m mad that i still think about my ex .
most annoying thing ever !
Reblogged from Forbidden Love.
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May72012
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